AISubs v3.7
- Yado! - Tadado!
I'll say something amazing now.
We'll now weigh 10kg each,
and weigh a total of 40kg!
- Yay! - Yay!
I finally thought you guys were crazy.
- It's a crazy challenge. - It's impossible.
This is how we do it on YouTube.
If we say this in the title and you really want to do it,
- it'll be considered a lie. - Yeah.
- It's okay to eat on YouTube. - Yes.
- There are places you can eat and places you can't. - Yeah.
There are places you can eat and places you can't.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
But you can't eat those places either.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
In other words, if you prepare 10kg of food that you can eat,
and eat only those places you can eat,
you can say it's 10kg of food.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- You're right! - You're right!
- 10kg of meat is too much for 10kg of food. - Yeah, it's too much.
- It's a so-called "low-carb" category. - "Low-carb" category.
We chose a few low-carb foods to make things a little easier for you.
- I don't know what you chose! - We don't know!
- Please, we'll all eat it. - Please!
- Don't do weird things.
- Please! - Please!
- After eating 40kg of food, we'll announce it right away! - Yes!
- How confident are you? - Huh?!
- Huh?!
I was like, "Oh, how about this?" and I thought, "Oh, that's good."
- But I didn't say "10kg" that much. - Oh!
- So when you said it, I was like, "Huh?" - Oh!
- I said "10kg." - Can I say what "10kg" is?
- Yes! - 10kg...
- It's like a kid! - It's huge!
- I thought it'd be normal.
- What?! - Huh?
- What do you mean, "what?" - Is it that bad?
- Oh, I made a mistake! - Oh, it was easy!
- It wasn't easy and you're okay? - It sucks!
- Hey, you're making me mad! - You're making me mad!
- What I brought with me! - Hey!
- What I brought with me! - Here it is!
- Ready and... - Hey!
- Huh? - Ah!
- Hey!
- It's too big! - It's too big!
- No, no, no! - Huh?!
- You didn't plan it, did you? - You should've stored it!
- It's crazy! - How is it? What's different?
- The first thing I thought of was a bumper. - Oh!
- It's really small. - Yeah, it's really heavy.
- It's really thick and heavy. - Yeah.
- If you didn't have a bumper, I'd ask you to put it over your head. - Oh, yeah, I remember that.
- There's only this much in your head. - Oh, only this much!
- I'm sure you can prepare either of them. - Yeah, yeah.
- If you can't do that, you can hold it with your hands and say it with a light heart. - Oh, you said it with a light heart!
- You said it like that. - I said, "Are you ready?" and you said, "I'm ready."
- Yeah. - I said, "I'm glad you're ready," and you said...
- "Go away!" - Oh, no!
- By the way, what's special about Bampeiyu? - Bampeiyu is usually served around the end of the year.
- Oh, is that so? - So it was a different season.
- That's right. - It's not like that anymore. - Yeah, it is.
- And you know, this is one-third of it. - Huh?
- Oh, it's over. - It's over?
- Yes! - It's over.
- Do you have meat? - Yeah. - Can you bring it over?
- Seafood is absolutely impossible. - Impossible?
- Seriously? - It's absolutely impossible.
- It's impossible! - Why does it taste so good?
- It makes me feel sick. - What's special about it?
- Well, Bampeiyu is... - Huh?
- Thank you for coming today, everyone. - Huh? - What?
- I don't understand what you're saying at all. - What did you do?
- Thank you for coming to my one-man live today. - What?
- I'll play the first song. - Before we start, I was thinking of ending it.
- Huh? No, it's not over yet. - It's the last song of the next song.
- Let's open our eyes for a moment. - Okay. - Here we go.
- Okay. - One, two... - Huh?
- Oh, it's over. - Okay, thank you!
- Hahaha! - Okay!
- Wait, wait, wait... - Oh!
- It's already over! - It's already over! - It's already over!
- But it's light! - Wait! Wait!
- Huh? - What? - It's light! - What?
- Hey, do it!
- Fugu? - Fugu! - Oh my... - Wow! - Fugu? - Fugu!
- Do you think you can do it? - Wait, I know the amount.
- It wasn't in the bucket. - It wasn't in the cup.
- It's like that, I know. - Hey, ask for scallops. Scallops are fat.
- No, that's right. - Fugu...
- And now I think I can't do it. - That's weird!
- Now... - Yeah, you said it, so it's like that.
- No, I really thought I could do it. - Then do you think you can do it now?
- I don't think so. - Why not?!
- What has changed in your head and where you are now? - No, you guys show me!
- You have to do at least half of it. - I'll only eat one bag.
- This is what I brought! - Here we go!
- Oh, here it is! - Mangosteen!
- Why did you eat it all by yourself? - Hey, bring it back!
Look at me! What do you think of me now?
What do you think of me now?
Hey, wait a minute! I'm blaming you, but you have to show it at the end.
He's the one who hasn't shown it yet!
I've been serious about it.
I just want you to eat it.
I hate you.
Bring it on! I'll close my eyes!
Close your eyes!
Yes, it's heavy.
The desk was heavy.
It's not heavy, it's 10kg.
Yes, I brought it.
Open your eyes!
Oh, I'm happy.
This is the end of it!
If you're going to scrape it all off like this, you can do it, can't you?
I can't do it.
I can't do it either.
It's good for a full stomach like this.
It's not big.
You're stupid!
You're crazy!
There's a place in the middle where you don't need it all.
It's only outside.
Well, well, but...
I don't want to complain to you idiots.
This is the game where who is the most stupid will decide.
Why?
Of course, it's best if we can all go 10km.
If we can't go, well...
It's about who worked the hardest.
What should we do?
Well, I said it at first.
The title is decided, so all we have to do is get the thumbnail.
All we can do is work on the video.
But I think scallops are the best.
There's definitely oysters here.
I'm really curious about which one eats the most.
But I thought it was oysters that came first and reached their limits.
If you eat two oysters, is it over?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm looking at you, but you're doing this.
It's weird!
It's really weird.
So, the challenge is ready.
One by one...
I'm going to know how heavy and which parts are which.
I'll go first.
365.5g
If you eat this corn, you'll eat 365g.
I'm going to scrape it off of here.
There's a high-temperature peeling machine like this.
That's nice.
What are you doing?
It's hard to eat.
You're eating a lot.
It's not "high."
That's enough for now.
It was 365g now, right?
It's...
183.5g!
Half of it is 5kg.
It's exactly 50 times heavier than I thought it would be.
It's heavier than I thought it would be.
Bye!
Shut up! I don't want to know your secret!
79g
54g
25g
It's 31%
Next, scallops
110g
Expensive!
We don't eat black, do we?
This is black, right?
35g
32%
It's the same.
It's less than I thought.
3kg, right?
Well, it's scallops.
It's 3kg of scallops.
3kg of scallops.
It's easy!
Next, oysters!
75g
Expensive!
Good oysters!
It's 16%
It's 21%
2kg
2kg of oysters!
And it's 50% off.
If you're stupid like me...
Bye!
Stupid! Stupid!
Let's get started!
Let's go!
10kg of oysters!
Ready...
Start!
Hey, you're doing it wrong!
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Mmm!
So good!
89g
Yumemaru
Corn is heavy, isn't it?
How can we eat all of them?
It takes a lot of time and I'm getting hungry.
I guess we should peel them and fry them in a frying pan.
You're right.
I think we should do it.
I want to eat them all.
I want to leave the raw oysters as they are.
I don't think we can go shopping.
We're filming a video.
Who the hell are you?!
Shut up about breakfast!
You don't eat breakfast, but you're talking nonsense.
I can't eat a lot of this.
I want to win with corn.
Kyo-san, this is just enough for one kilogram.
Wow!
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm hungry!
I just need to eat ten of them, right?
Hey, guys, look at this!
What?
If you heat it up, it's this small!
Wow, it's small!
It's cute!
It's true that it's small.
Let's eat!
Wow!
It's delicious!
It's good as usual.
It might be a failure.
Aizu!
Yes?
Can you heat up one more kilogram of oysters?
Sure.
I think we can do it.
If we can eat oysters, I'm a little jealous of them.
It's true that you can eat oysters as soon as you heat them up.
It's true. I just wanted to eat raw oysters.
Those two are raw, right?
They're not raw.
Oh, no! It's coming up!
I just ate one kilogram of oysters.
It's about 1.77 kilograms of oysters.
Wow!
I think you can eat that much, right?
Just a little.
Hey, you idiots!
What are you talking about?
If I eat this, I can eat one kilogram of oysters.
Hmm!
So, are you going to eat a bowl of white corn now?
No, I'm just going to eat it as it is.
No, you're going to eat it with buttered corn, right?
He's going to eat white corn with buttered corn.
I'm going to eat it with buttered corn, too.
Wow, that's a great idea!
I agree!
He's going to eat white corn with buttered corn.
I'm going to eat white corn now.
Wow, it's so good!
It's so good!
He's going to eat white corn with buttered corn.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Huh?
You left the edible part.
You can eat it like this.
What?!
You changed how you eat it!
Do you call this an edible part?
I do!
Then, how about this part around the sauce?
This part is not edible.
Well, it's not that bad.
Wow, the scallops look so good.
It's so good.
Put it here and eat it.
You...
You're so meticulous!
It's sizzling on both sides.
Let's eat it together first.
You're the cause of all of this!
Tsunami pattern corn.
Wow!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's a topping, isn't it?
Thank you for the meal.
It's so good!
Don't be so excited about the pattern.
You're just shrinking your life span.
This is delicious.
It's so good.
Huh? Tetsuya?
Yes?
How is it?
It's so good.
I'm glad you like it.
How many of them are there?
Look at them.
Six of them are here.
Do you want me to repeat that five times?
You're a revolutionary person.
You have to revolutionize the world three times.
What are you talking about?
Wow!
Tetsuya, you have a good sense of humor.
What are you doing?
Huh?
What do you mean?
You know what?
It's all about whether you eat it or not.
If you can't eat it, you can't eat it at all.
Wow!
I want you to crush it.
Is it impossible? Is it dangerous?
It's dangerous.
Don't put butter or something like that.
It doesn't matter how much it is.
By the way, how many kilograms am I now?
I'll calculate it for you.
TETEA is 1036kg.
NIPPON is 2144kg.
KOSHIMITSU is 3000kg.
3000kg!
It's amazing!
GEO is 4100kg.
It's amazing!
4100kg... It's a long way off.
5kg of hard work and you still have 5kg of food left?
Isn't it disgusting?
But 400kg is a lot of food.
Look at this.
I'm scared!
Are you going to eat all of that?
I'm going to eat all of this.
I'm scared of this, too.
I'm going to eat all of this.
I'm going to eat all of this, too.
Even if you succeed, you can't eat all of it.
I succeeded.
You've decided not to eat it.
I'm not going to eat it.
I don't care.
I didn't really need it.
Pfft...
It's packed with a lot of zinc.
If you eat it, you'll have stomachache and nausea.
That's the worst topic.
On average, an adult male consumes 11 milligrams of zinc per day.
Men eat four scallops per day.
Hahahahaha!
If you add up everything we sent and everything we got from the king, how much do we have now?
6,100.
6,100!
That's a lot.
That's a lot of money.
We have a lot of support.
That's crazy.
It's not crazy.
Of course we support you.
I support you, too.
Huh?
Yes, of course we do.
Um...
402 kilograms!
Yes.
If you eat it, you'll have stomachache and nausea.
If you eat it, you'll have a stomachache and nausea.
Oh, it's tough!
Huh?
Seriously?
Can you do it?
I can't.
I can't do it.
I can't do it!
It's swollen.
Let's break that shell.
I won't eat it.
It won't hit you!
Just for today.
I made a mistake.
That's right.
I made a mistake today.
You're making an important choice.
That's how it is.
I ate five.
How many kilograms did you eat?
I ate 30 in total.
If you ate five, you'll have to eat it six more times.
I'll have to eat it six more times.
Can you do it?
The answer is silence.
Why is it like this?
How many kilograms did you eat?
I can't eat it at all.
2,408 kilograms.
You're making an important choice.
I can't eat it with one more.
Then you're not in first place.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm in first place because I can't eat it.
You're in third place, but you're in first place.
You're making an important choice, but you're in first place.
You're making an important choice.
I can't put this in for nothing today.
The ingredients are dangerous.
I'm shaking when I eat.
I can't eat it anymore.
If you start shaking with food, you'll soon lose your health.
Don't eat it.
I can't do it.
Don't work hard and speed up.
Don't act like you can't eat it, but you did your best to the last minute.
I don't know if it's allowed or not.
It doesn't change.
I supported humanity.
You supported humanity with corn and potatoes.
I can't eat it for 10 kilograms.
I can afford it.
What are you talking about?
According to Albert Ganès, corn came from aliens.
I don't think it's my fault.
Line control.
Thank you for the universe.
I've just seen the kanji of the year.
Kanji of the year?
What do you think?
It's like a sign of Governor Saito.
You're wrong.
It's a book of trading.
You're wrong.
Money?
Huh?
Oh, it's for money.
Wow.
What's there?
What am I doing now?
Taxes?
It's not tax money.
It's a two-year pension.
Oh, it's really tax money.
It's a refreshing first year, isn't it?
No, I mean, if Japan gets better, it'll be refreshing.
That's impossible.
Then I'll change it.
Okay, everyone, change your minds!
Hey, let's stop this project!
[Laughter]
Wow, what a revolution!
A great leader has appeared!
[4.6kg]
If you eat that...
It's 4.6kg.
Huh?!
- Wow! - 4.6kg?!
- A great hero! - Wow!
Uemaru is amazing!
You did your best up until now!
It's exactly 5-7 inches.
Look at this situation!
Wake up!
What's going on right now?!
How did this happen?!
For now, I'll put it in my stomach at the entrance.
You can't do that!
Just for today!
If you give up today, you'll give up next time, too!
You know that!
I think you're great as a YouTuber.
But I'm not talking about that right now.
Even if you eat that, you won't get hungry.
I think it's different.
If it's a western-style opinion, I think it'll be different, too.
It's going to be a game of Aen, Maka, and Baki-baki-chinpo.
When I asked "What will happen if you eat 6kg of karatsuki oysters in a chat GPT?",
I was told that the following effects can be considered.
Assuming that one oyster contains 20-30g of karatsuki oysters,
it's equivalent to about 40-90 oysters.
It's better than I thought.
It's better than I thought, huh?
I ate 6 of them.
With this, I'm sure I ate all of them.
Which means...
2,036.92kg.
That's a lot of oysters.
That's a lot of oysters!
Ahhhh!
Emi-san, you know it's not good, right?
Stop it.
I know.
Let's eat Garigari-kun one more time.
Let's eat this one.
What?
Let's eat Garigari-kun one more time.
Let's do it.
Let's decide our minds.
Are we going?
It's not over yet.
Only for today.
It's too bad for you.
Delicious!
Garigari-kun, isn't it delicious?
It's too delicious!
[They're talking about the lottery]
What is it this time?!
Again?!
Oh no! It's not counting!
It's not counting...
What is it?!
What do you think of my motivation?
It's so hard!
If it's not a competition, I don't think I can win.
I don't think I can lose.
I lost and won.
I'm so full!
Are you a full general?
I'm so full!
I knew it. You're a full general.
I'll eat more. Please eat.
General, this is a very delicious mango smoothie made by our people.
I'm so full!
We can't say we didn't have such a plan.
What was the first excitement like?
We should have won.
I'm embarrassed.
I'll put up the title "stupid" in that special frame.
That's possible.
How much do you weigh now?
4.9kg.
I'll say "go".
I can't do it anymore.
The mango smoothie came in front of me.
It's dangerous.
But you have two bags left.
No, I have three bags of wood.
You're stupid.
I'm going home.
I'll do the recording with this next.
I'll record everything here.
I like scallops and shellfish.
I'm going home.
Can you drink it all?
I'll eat only the skin.
I can eat only the liquid inside.
Is there any value in scallops?
It's too early to give up.
I can do it.
I'll start a new revolution.
I need three more revolutions.
I'll start a revolution with liquid.
Go!
It's coming.
It's good.
I can eat a lot.
Okay.
I'll eat.
I'll do only what I can do.
I'll try a zombie mode.
Why COD?
COD is a zombie mode.
It doesn't matter.
I'll try a new revolution.
I'll eat only what I can do.
I'll do my best with this salad.
I'll do my best with this gun.
Okay.
The first revolution.
I can extract liquid.
If this was delicious, it would be quite popular.
Wow!
Crickinton's sweet potato.
This is the worst.
It has become a sweet potato.
Crickinton's sweet potato looks like this.
If you use your physical strength with this...
It will last forever.
Tetsuya should eat corn forever.
It has become a mixing machine that moves with corn.
You put cornstarch here.
If you put it like this and bake it...
Wow!
Do you fry it?
I'm afraid of frying it.
You just bake it, right?
Soy sauce.
It breaks when you break it.
Yes, surprisingly.
It has exceeded 8 kg.
Wow!
It's really walking.
It's walking, but I'm about to throw up.
It's juicy.
Is it juicy?
It's not good.
I failed the revolution.
Hello, revolutionaries.
I'm Colonel Corn.
Oh, Colonel Corn is here.
I'm going to make a very strong corn potage with a small amount of milk and drink it.
I think it's possible.
It's a big deal.
I think we should do it.
This is the only way.
I think you should help me a little with corn.
If you peel it too much, I'll take it back.
What? Is it possible?
Three.
I'll take back the three corns.
There is a risk of breaking the revolution.
High risk, high burden.
Nine hundred and eighty-five for three.
What kind of corn potage can you make?
Look at this.
There's a lot of material in there.
I'm going to break this corn tower.
How much is it?
This is three corns.
I want you to make me a kilo of corn potage.
That's it.
That's it for me.
I'll make you the next corn potage after you drink it.
How many times do you repeat that?
If you do it like this, you can do it a dozen times.
I can't do it.
If you give up there, the game is over.
Isn't it bad to give up if you can do it about six times?
I'm retiring.
I can't help it.
I'm retiring.
I'm tired.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm tired.
I couldn't do it today.
How does it work?
It doesn't work.
I want to add a little milk.
I'm sorry.
If you eat it like this, you'll have less water.
I'll cut it.
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, OK!
Is it done yet?
It's not reduced that much.
Corn is a mix and a baguette.
It's an effective corn.
Let's try it.
Thank you for the meal.
It's not just corn and milk.
It was 8 times worse than I thought.
It's impossible not to stretch it.
It's like Monjayaki again.
If you do more than this, it will increase more and more.
The amount of milk...
What is this?
There is a saying that if you fail three times in a revolution, your heart will break.
Now the second revolution is about to break.
But we used a pretty good revolution in this second revolution, didn't we?
Well, it's quite a draw.
What's in the third one?
This is the only thing we can do.
We can only use it like this.
We can only do this much.
We can only go back with a round punch like this.
How is it?
9kg
How is it?
How is it? 1,900!
1,900!
That's amazing!
Next!
The last one.
This is 10kg.
Wow!
What? Is that 1kg?
That's 1kg.
Wow, it's really small!
This is 1kg!
There's also toddy mill.
What's that?
There's Colonel Corn's revolutionary corn potage.
Is that good?
Are you sure it's toddy mill?
It's a meal!
Hey, you! Stop it!
I was determined to eat it if it was left like this.
I was determined to eat it.
Let me scoop it up.
Hmm!
By the way, it's corn potage.
It's corn potage made of this clay.
Oh!
It's as you aimed for.
It's as you aimed for, but it's different from what I thought.
It's a meal!
By the way, I, Tokai and Ryo, have only three left.
It's so good!
I, General Seiitai, will be appointed to Arada.
I really can't come back tomorrow.
I, General Seiitai, will be appointed to Arada.
It's a meal!
I can only say it's amazing.
I have no objection.
I have guts and I won't lose.
Can you eat persimmons?
Persimmons were the right answer!
I didn't know they were so small.
But this game...
There's no guarantee that you'll get it right.
Right, you guys?!
What's up with you?!
I'm really touched!
I've decided!
Well...
I, Colonel Corn II, have tried my best, but...
Although I've failed twice in a row...
I won't make a revolution!
I'll follow you!
Don't forget me!
Yes! Yes!
You helped me complete this video!
Let's continue to help each other!
I'll do my best next time!
There's a reward for doing something!
By the way...
I'm curious about who ate the least!
I'm curious!
The one who ate the least is...
3,080g...
It's Toshimison!
Oh, well...
It's hard, isn't it?
Do you have a claim for eating this?
Yes, I do!
Oh, you do!
I've applied for 1kg of pork cutlet...
I haven't changed, so...
1,400g...
Toshimison...
1,480g...
I'll apply for 985g...
If you subtract 985g...
It's 2,690g!
Oh, then...
I'll apply for 2,600g of pork cutlet...
This is...
6,580g...
6.5kg!
Wow...
It's frustrating to lose by 6.5kg...
You can't do that...
This is the value of humanity...
The vegetables that supported humanity...
Or rather...
Things are great!
It's better to apologize for humanity's history...
Than to say it's a blasphemy against the earth...
I'm the first one to say that...
Thank you for the meal!
I'm Oyami Yamahaimu.
So, in order to survive on YouTube with these hands,
I'm going to try my best to show you amazing things...
...while trying to survive with the result that is both sad and beautiful.
I know it's hard, but...
There are men who can do it, and there are women who can do it.
I think there are good things to do.
Let's do our best without getting thumbnails or titles in the future.
Let's do our best!
I'll do my best not to cheat again!
Thank you very much!